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SAMPLEGODS, and NAKED LUNCH - DISCO KITCHEN
1 - 7 April 2020
Art detective VERONIQUE MALHERBE invites you to the
shocking and funking SPEEDQUEEN &the SAMPLEGODS
ONE: The launch of Veronique'Malherbe's satyrical
art-detective BOOK with photos - Based on life in the blast line SUCK
MY BIC CAUSE I'M A LITERATE CHICK. (don't quote me dead men cause I've
read all of them.)
Chapter 23: The Bedrock Muse,by Adrian Orwell is one of the short
stories featured in the book.
Many Ball-point-signed copies of the book will be on sale,so bring
"This blonde joke with a punchline will have you in stitches"
TWO: The launch of a music cd
world-train of thinking voyage to somewhere strange,
their Debut Album FAST TRACK TO RECOVERY-THE UNCUT RUSHES complete with
hidden tracks AND unrehearsed improvisations. ("a flashback to the
The cd was conceived by Veronique Malherbe and features collaborrations
with various SAMPLEGODS
Young Gods on Something-(Byron Bay, Australia.), Kurtis E(Cape
Town, SA), Yoshanna(Miami, USA)
&Speedqueen from Sydney-(Malherbe's dj.alterego) on three
tracks which she produced herself
The cd features tracks like:
* They'll cut off your feet if they like your shoes
* Should I dye my hair or start a revolution?
* Veronica's Lesson &
* She wears a Supergirl-T-shirt but she's not so sure.
Limited edition signed copies of the cd's will be available for those
in need of earfreshener.
THREE: Exhibition opening
the unveiling of Well well well,what have we here,mr tall and
A photo-graphic double exposure .
a)'SPOT THE REAL DAD AND WIN A MAZDA' - starring TWELVE MEN AND A BABY
(Malherbe created her latest photographic project over a period of six
years (1997 to 2003),- a real-time series of family portraits of the
artist as serial monogamist with her various common-law husbands.)
"Trouvez le vrai pere et gagnez une Mazda!"ridiculisant d'un coup la
telerealite et le tele-achat" Aurelie Lambillon Jalouse
Magazine, Paris april 2002
b)New photographic works - VIDEOSTILLS made in collaboration with
Crispian Plunket, Oliver Polter and Dave Southwood will be on
NAKED LUNCH - DISCO KITCHEN
WHO SAID THERE'S NO SUCH A THING AS A FREE LaUNCH?
Have you always dreamt of having the opportunity of exhibiting in a
famous gallery,with equally famous artists,but known it was impossible
because you had absolutely no artistic talent whatsoever?
Not enough money to buy your way in?
Management immune to your advances?
We have a flexible payment policy.
IF YOU ARE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR KIT OFF,YOU CAN MAKE AN EXHIBITION OF
YOURSELF for free
It's NAKED LUNCH- DISCO KITCHEN time when dinner is served by young and
gorgeous fusion cooking prodigy DMT, a half-indian - half scottish chef
with a flair for French cuisine and cake icing.
3 course dinner and dance. You can wash your sins away with absolution
rotgut or retire to the tv room and watch soccerstar Ronaldo. Dress
comfortably. Malherbe will read a chapter from her new book but
promises to stay in her clothes and out of the kitchen.Naked people can
watch you eat(they don't get free lunch)and you can eat and watch naked
people,or alternatively READ at the table.
Britney in the Art Supermarket, (and Crispian Plunket),
digital prints, 90 X 73cm